"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother." ~ Author Unknown

Isn't it great when you have a holiday created in honor of mothers and all it takes is for someone to forget it or ignore it to remind you of what a terrible mother you are?

Maybe it's time I just started forgetting birthdays and holidays. No cards, no cash, no checks, no gifts. What the hell.

Can you tell I'm just a tiny bit edgy today? I think I need a vacation. Like maybe to Italy or Greece for about, oh, maybe....10 years or so. That ought to do it.