Friday, November 18, 2011

I'm so depressed

Did you hear that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are divorcing? My faith is shaken. I may not survive this. Proof positive that nothing lasts forever.

Tom, upon hearing the news, immediately thought he'd take a trip to California to console Demi, but then thought better of it after he read about Demi's dumps....the human kind, not the human excrement kind. Tom was fearful he might just become another Demi dump.

And I'm thinkin', good choice Dude.

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