You know it's hot when...

**Begin groaning now**

• You stay at work as long as possible to be in the air conditioning
• The fish in the pond are cooked to perfection
• The ducks in the park come in "original recipe" or "extra crispy"
• Politicians take their hands out of your pockets to fan themselves
• You wish you had gotten the cloth seats instead of leather
• Your brother's braces make blisters on his lips
• The cows are giving evaporated milk
• The trees are whistling for dogs

Is there any need to continue? Okay just one more. You know it's hot when...