**Begin groaning now**
- You stay at work as long as possible to be in the air conditioning
- The fish in the pond are cooked to perfection
- The ducks in the park come in "original recipe" or "extra crispy"
- Politicians take their hands out of your pockets to fan themselves
- You wish you had gotten the cloth seats instead of leather
- Your brother's braces make blisters on his lips
- The cows are giving evaporated milk
- The trees are whistling for dogs
Is there any need to continue? Okay just one more. You know it's hot when...