Wednesday, July 27, 2011

You know it's hot when...

**Begin groaning now**

  • You stay at work as long as possible to be in the air conditioning
  • The fish in the pond are cooked to perfection
  • The ducks in the park come in "original recipe" or "extra crispy"
  • Politicians take their hands out of your pockets to fan themselves
  • You wish you had gotten the cloth seats instead of leather
  • Your brother's braces make blisters on his lips
  • The cows are giving evaporated milk
  • The trees are whistling for dogs

Is there any need to continue? Okay just one more. You know it's hot when...


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