“Complete masculinity and stupidity are often indistinguishable” ~ Henry Louis Mencken

Now that Tom has moved his shop closer to home, he has decided to ride his bike to and from the shop in good weather.

However, he wants to be sure that his masculinity remains intact. So first, he's going to find the du-rags that Mike gave him. Then he is going to buy a leather jacket with an eagle and flames on the back. He will then lower the seat on his Schwinn cruiser as low as it will possibly go. And, finally, he will fasten a playing card with a clothes pin to the wheel spokes to replicate that deep Harley Davidson motorcycle engine rumble.

He's da man...