I Should Never Read the Local Paper...

A headline in today's online edition of The Log Cabin Democrat reads:

"63 Years Later, Coon Supper Still Going Strong"
"Just as regular as a flock of ducks, Arkansas politicians make their way to the tiny farming community of Gillett, down near Stuttgart in Arkansas County, every winter for the annual Gillett Coon Supper.

It's just what it sounds like: you go to the Gillett High School gym, you eat raccoon, you go home."

And, the method of preparation? Barbecue, of course.

I think I'm going to be sick...